We’ve all been there. The oven has betrayed you. Your spirit is willing, but your bake is just failing at every twist and turn.
Don’t panic — just book Bri.
This 30-minute baking emergency session gives you direct access to my calm voice, clear mind, and no-judgment zone. Whether your cake collapsed or you’re mid-mix questioning your entire life, I’ll help you troubleshoot, pivot, or reroute with grace (and flavor).
🛠️ If the bake is already obliterated?
We’ll walk through what went wrong, step by step — and when the call is done, you’ll receive a custom PDF recap that includes:
A breakdown of what went wrong (and why)
How to fix it next time
A detailed recipe for your bake — or a comparable one
Personalized tips and tricks tailored to your situation
Delivered straight to your inbox, no extra charge.
🔥 Choose Your Severity at Checkout:
“I’m baking NOW, HELP! 🥵” (ASAP call/text)
“It’s obliterated… halp 😩” (Post-bake autopsy & recovery plan)
“I’m planning to bake, and already need help 😰” (Pre-bake prep + confidence boost)
📞 How It Works:
You’ll receive a same-day response to schedule your 30-minute call, FaceTime, or text consult based on your level of severity chosen at checkout
Service is subject to availability — I’ll do my best to meet your baking emergency with urgency 🩷
For true chaos, select the rush option below for priority support
🧁 This is for:
Home bakers in a panic
Small biz dessert makers in the trenches
First-time bakers and burnt-out pros alike
🚫 What This Is NOT🚫:
A full course on baking from scratch
A substitute for sleep, therapy, or a kitchen scale
A place for judgment (this is a safe space for frosting meltdowns, yours or your cake’s; Bri don’t judge 🫶🏽)
A guarantee that your bake can/will be saved; but it is a promise that I’ll do all I can
Once you complete your booking, you’ll receive a follow-up via email to confirm your preferred method (FaceTime, phone call, or text) and schedule your emergency session.
Hours of availability: 10 AM–10 PM EST
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🔥HELP! “I’m Baking NOW!” Rush Option
$100 — SOMEONE PLEASE CALL 911!!
This is a full-blown emergency.
The frosting is slipping and sliding harder than Trina & Trick Daddy on that basketball court, the cake is burning, and the group chat is just no help.
Relax. Help is on the way.
This emergency takes top priority. I will literally drop what I’m doing and get on the phone immediately — even if I’m mid-bite, mid-scroll, or mid-bake myself.
WHAT YOU GET:
🚨 Immediate response and call
🚨 Real-time step-by-step rescue
🚨 Same customized PDF recap sent after
🚨 Includes after-hours attention for emergencies that hit after 10PM EST.
We’ve all been there. The oven has betrayed you. Your spirit is willing, but your bake is just failing at every twist and turn.
Don’t panic — just book Bri.
This 30-minute baking emergency session gives you direct access to my calm voice, clear mind, and no-judgment zone. Whether your cake collapsed or you’re mid-mix questioning your entire life, I’ll help you troubleshoot, pivot, or reroute with grace (and flavor).
🛠️ If the bake is already obliterated?
We’ll walk through what went wrong, step by step — and when the call is done, you’ll receive a custom PDF recap that includes:
A breakdown of what went wrong (and why)
How to fix it next time
A detailed recipe for your bake — or a comparable one
Personalized tips and tricks tailored to your situation
Delivered straight to your inbox, no extra charge.
🔥 Choose Your Severity at Checkout:
“I’m baking NOW, HELP! 🥵” (ASAP call/text)
“It’s obliterated… halp 😩” (Post-bake autopsy & recovery plan)
“I’m planning to bake, and already need help 😰” (Pre-bake prep + confidence boost)
📞 How It Works:
You’ll receive a same-day response to schedule your 30-minute call, FaceTime, or text consult based on your level of severity chosen at checkout
Service is subject to availability — I’ll do my best to meet your baking emergency with urgency 🩷
For true chaos, select the rush option below for priority support
🧁 This is for:
Home bakers in a panic
Small biz dessert makers in the trenches
First-time bakers and burnt-out pros alike
🚫 What This Is NOT🚫:
A full course on baking from scratch
A substitute for sleep, therapy, or a kitchen scale
A place for judgment (this is a safe space for frosting meltdowns, yours or your cake’s; Bri don’t judge 🫶🏽)
A guarantee that your bake can/will be saved; but it is a promise that I’ll do all I can
Once you complete your booking, you’ll receive a follow-up via email to confirm your preferred method (FaceTime, phone call, or text) and schedule your emergency session.
Hours of availability: 10 AM–10 PM EST
——————————————————————
🔥HELP! “I’m Baking NOW!” Rush Option
$100 — SOMEONE PLEASE CALL 911!!
This is a full-blown emergency.
The frosting is slipping and sliding harder than Trina & Trick Daddy on that basketball court, the cake is burning, and the group chat is just no help.
Relax. Help is on the way.
This emergency takes top priority. I will literally drop what I’m doing and get on the phone immediately — even if I’m mid-bite, mid-scroll, or mid-bake myself.
WHAT YOU GET:
🚨 Immediate response and call
🚨 Real-time step-by-step rescue
🚨 Same customized PDF recap sent after
🚨 Includes after-hours attention for emergencies that hit after 10PM EST.
